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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Norway should have been Chile with oil. Long, thin, mountainous, derpy language all their neighbours make fun of. Fish.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, South America has fish? Didn't realize, that's crazy.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Chile

I feel like you're not paying attention

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it, yeah, this map is basically correct. Let's all be honest, the UK is basically just the US. The English can be as mad as they want, but my country is their fault.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Any mistake of modern history can be traced back to England

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A tiny US and three Cubas, explains a lot.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've always thought of Romania as the Alabama of the EU. It's teen mom central. Also the most homophobic country in the EU (roughly 75%) and 85% religious.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your Antarctica is currently colder than usual with 34°C, but that is far from the original, defining cold.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

does this antarctica have bears? I have questions

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

are you taking emigration applications? I hear penguins are crunchy and good in sauce

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is Sweden marked as Florida because of the death metal scene ?

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. Although I never heard about Florida death metal. Neither swedish. South sweden somehow reminded about Florida shape.

Chupalo Costa Rica, Panamá Número Uno

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Real is the stuff outside of your phone.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Is that a not a single motherfucking Brazil reference?~~

Derp, I'm colorblind and didn't notice it

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not colourblind and also didn't notice

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

is denmark really european california? we had some pretty chill danish exchange students and i wouldn't mind emigrating, well, anywhere at this point. i just have some strict legal requirements unfortunately that it looks like germany fits.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe swap California and Canada, US and Florida.