like i'm ok with small mistakes/if you've got no more chicken i'll take pork/but i'll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork
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Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now
I think it was South Park that broke him.
i have three things:
- loneliness
- an unwieldy burrito
- a fork
i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better
did i just accidentally reference bo burnham?
No, the guy who you were replying to did
Jesus, that guy was fucking grotesque.
Infinite money and access to unscrupulous doctors combined with mental illness and body dismorphia caused by years of abuse will do that to a person, go figure.
I do feel bad for Jackson because he was an international celebrity from the age of 7 until he died. Dude didn't have a childhood, didn't get to go to a real high school, probably never even went on a date with someone who didn't already know everything about him already.
Joe was an abusive shitstain who made so many other people's lives worse in the way he fucked up his children
Dude would whip them and told Piers Morgan that he didn't believe you could beat a child
Is that actually Michael Jackson, or a wax figure at Madame Tousse's? Genuine question
Yes.
Why do they always wrap it into a ball tho
because it doesn't matter how tubular your ball is when the only civilized way to eat it in public is with a fork anyway
What kind of psychopath eats a burrito with a fork!?
i hear that the French eat their burritos with a fork. those sick fucks!
I can report that they do not, at least not in Calais.
Regrettably, they are otherwise senseless. I was able to order a "French taco" i.e. a burrito that included (owing to a sleep deprived mind that was entirely failing to speak French intelligently) harissa sauce, ham, a beef burger patty, kebab, and frites.
It was actually edible, but I'm going to learn more French before I go back.
i don't know how well you speak french, but i'm now picturing someone struggling to communicate and ultimately landing on "french taco" and it's pure hilarity. "um... un taco français sil vous plait?"
Why Michael Jackson though?
"Annie are you ok?"
What's with the nose?
You're in for a fun ride, wikipedia even has an article on just this: Health and Appearance of Michael Jackson.
In short: some kind of body dysmorphia, vitiligo, way too much money, and probably a personality disorder. He had so much plastic surgery done to his nose that the plastic actually broke through the surface of his nose. There is a lot of back and forth as to whether or not he was a child sexual predator or just trying to recapture a stolen childhood as an abused child star.