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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Driver exists the work van.

They walk past you to your fridge and puts a "sorry we missed you" sticker on it.

They get into their van and back out of your house.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

I had to argue with a driver to give me my package once after watching him walk up with the note filled out in his hand. Very infuriating.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

Delivered to your door*

^*^^Within^ ^3^ ^metres^ ^or^ ^80%^ ^accuracy^

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ex gon' give it to ya (WHAT‽)

Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own

EX gon' deliver to ya (Uh)

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

With the non-stop, pop pop from stainless steel

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I heard that the cool aid man had to get a second job, didn't know that it was for fedex

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Express delivery

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Now delivering straight to you on your couch!

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Message for you sir!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Please use side entrance.