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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right up there with "they were roomates".

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“fertility totems”, surely, “for religious or ceremonial uses”.

Maybe the uses were only masturbating oneself to orgasm with them, though it must be noted that this was done as solemn, mystical propitiation to fertility gods, rather than purely for sexual gratification.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Would it help if it was described as a "religious experience"?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I mean, if I'm busy all week a-huntin' and a-gatherin' I'd make a ceremony of it too. Didn't even have Instagram to scroll, so why not luxuriate?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago

Looking at those all day is enough to break anyone.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

F in the chat for all the improvised fleshlights that did not survive the march of time. Not even an ancient cum sock.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably made out of squishy animal bits instead of the bones.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

still practiced to this day in wales

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 2 weeks ago

"Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at - I keep getting thrown out of the museum after trying to get hands on experience with them"

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago

Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn't be much use would they?

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love it when adverts get placed next to dildos 🤣

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wtf is up with humanity's primordial fascination with cut dicks?

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

"Totally retracred or cut" means either the foreskin is cut or that it's just pulled back.

We don't know if it's cut or not, we can only speculate it looks like one.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's hard to cut body parts intricately. Idk.

[–] TDCN@feddit.dk 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great... Now thats also part of my browser history

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i always use private for links. I think it's a firefox setting on mobile

Damn I had no idea, you made my day

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

There are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities - Dr. Martin Rundkvist, archaeologist

Brilliant.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you drew eyes on them, any of the lady image could become characters in a Ghibli movie.

[–] Typhoonigator@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are they circumsized? Surely it would have been less work to leave the stone foreskin uncut.

[–] glilimith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I suspect many of the uncut ones are less obvious and thus may have had their purpose misidentified. Also, it's unclear if these are cut or merely retracted

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because our ancestors didn't get up their own ass about buzzwords.

They got up their own ass about manhood rites instead.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the tools on display in the article are anything to go by, there is a distinct possibility they just got up their own ass.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

shouldn't they have flared bases?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, none of them are still alive, that should be a hint

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately flared bases weren't invented until the 19th century.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks for sharing!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago