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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did y'all find the 5 fun icons?

I ❤️ Bizzaro.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Been looking at these for 15+ years. I only got 4, unless the crown is one that I forgot about.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 56 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

No. It's a comic, not an abacus.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 16 hours ago

Mic runs in, late for the meeting: ... what did I missSSsSSSSSssSSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSsSSS EEEEEEEEAEeeeaeeeeAAEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Don't trust that guy, he's always distorting things.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago

Definitely counts.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Is that pie??

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Feedback!?! All you do is give feedback. We're all here trying to strike a chord, but when you repeat it back we sound all distorted!

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I've never once gotten feedback from a guitar amp. PA systems on the other hand? oh yeah.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Username does not check out.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I don't own a dusty Peavey.

[–] fulm@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you've never played guitar loud enough to get feedback from your amp, you're missing out!

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I've played a few amps at 11, and never had feedback.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Stop hang on, you're not humping the amp while playing?

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why not just make 10 louder?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Because mine goes to 11.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They have the correct guitar at the head of the table, I approve

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

It's a six-string BASS