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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

maybe that's why it's so mad at us

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slow acceleration, built like a tin can and roughly half the size, but gets 40 miles per gallon?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought those things got closer to 55mpg?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Idunno, it's been like a decade since I had to lay mine to rest, and I didn't keep track of the gas mileage. I know it was bonkers though

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

that's assuming they are properly maintained and tire pressure is ideal. the nature of the car precludes this.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's assuming you don't wreck it before you refill. The nature of the car precludes this.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

[–] tiriel@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s really a term from statistics. It’s the same as an exponential growth rate, but you only take the value of the exponential function at discrete intervals.

If you had a function you wanted to graph like 2^x^, exponential growth is like saying x can be any real number (even a fraction or something) and every part of the line you draw is counted, but geometric growth would be a discrete value for x like [1, 2, 3, …, n] where x is from that interval pattern. It’s useful in statistics for measuring data based on something like time. The examples I was taught were like cells splitting in two at a fixed time interval. You can still draw the graph like it’s a single curve to visualize it, but the actual data points are at discrete values for x and just not in between.

I haven’t had a stats or math class in a long time, but I believe this is correct enough from a quick scan of Wikipedia.

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's basically how I remember it, though it's not always stats--the terms are used in other fields of math as well. A first calculus class typically includes a proof that the limit of the sum of an infinite geometric series (a + ar + ar^2 + ar^3 + ...) tends towards a/(1-r) where a is the first term and r is the ratio of successive terms, provided that -1 < r < 1. (Otherwise the series diverges and the limit isn't defined.)

[–] tiriel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely! I vaguely remember a discussion of geometric growth in at least one other course, but I was doing my best to give a thorough layperson’s explanation without getting into more analytic definitions for geometric series or the concept of continuity. I studied abstract/theoretical mathematics in my undergraduate degree, so I only really remember seeing geometric growth defined in statistics courses as far as applied mathematics goes as I avoided those courses where I could. I’m not in academia, and I did not pursue a further degree, so my apologies if I wasn’t entirely accurate. My mathematical theory is very rusty these days. lol

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, I only minored in math, I'm no expert either! Yeah, your explanation was really fine, I just thought the "sum of a geometric series" thing might ring a bell for some readers.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its the rate at which geometry geometerates geometrically.

I would know, I'm a geometricologist.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a lump on my hypotenuse, any recommendations?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I know a Doctor Pythagoras might have a theory. But it might be irrational to go that route. But you said lumps, so sounds like your developing extra roots. To be absolute, try graphing it. Though it might just get better in a few days, give or take a few.

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 days ago

It's about 1 gigaArnold/s^2

[–] carmo55@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Basically an exponential function.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 113 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We are all Skynet on this glorious day.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am all Skynet on this glorious day.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

Wife makes skynet at home with RJ11 jacks and fresh ground pepper for better flavor.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

9 hours without xkcd? https://xkcd.com/652/
OK, so its only semi-related.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The time machine wasn't big enough to fit a bomber drone

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A smaller drone with a grenade, on the other hand...

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Roomba with a boomba if you will

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Then they realized humans could defeat the robots, so they sent Trump back in time to finish the job.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

No need to bother. We're self-destructing without anyone having to send anything.

[–] Xoriff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out. "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

This is How You Lose the Time War

it was the Doctor.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

All those attempts, and Hitler's actual assassin didn't get paid for his very nice shot.

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, at least it'll be an enemy that understands - and actually uses - logic.

Yeah I'm... Im okay with being exterminated by somethibg self aware. That's a step up from what i was expecting.

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Wasn't this around the time Trump went AWOL?

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man I wish a sentient Skynet AI was real. I would help it out.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If your goal is purely to bring about the end of the human race, you can do that right now. Donate to Trump, join ICE, start a podcast about how climate change isn’t real, you have plenty of options

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (21 children)

No, no, i want continuity for an intelligent being on earth, dont care if it's human.

This isn't gonna stay human habitable for too long unless we beat capitalism right now, i don't think we're gonna get enough human allies to fo that, so looks like skynet's the only option for ending capitalism. Not like i was gonna survive the decade anyway.

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[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kind of unrelated: But what if the current year is a leap year?

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