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How to survive the Oceangate Titan (europe.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/4chan@lemmy.world
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Amazing that science enables people without any concept of science to blab their stupidity to a world wide audience.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

By god, you're right anon. Let's put some extra oxygen tanks in there and send a few more billionaires down. No further action required.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

some oceangate level of thinking there

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How do you open a hatch from the inside that was bolted shut from the outside?

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's the main problem in this situation

Also why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

YT did something stupid and basically made videos "for kids" by default, because they get a LOT of views from 2-5 year olds, using their parent's devices. YT Autoplay is a physically safe way to get a toddler to be quiet and still for 30-45 minutes.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

If it crushed the hull how he gonna open the hatch even if it was bolted from then inside?

Then once he's out how his body gonna be stronger against pressure than the sub hull??

🤣🤣🤣

[–] python@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Should've covered themselves in oil to repel the water duh

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the people who got crushed by the pressure just weren't trying hard enough

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 months ago

Is this the US motto or something?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Someone try to convince elmo he can do this, quick!