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[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (7 children)

When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech

ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!

ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This.

ETA: thanks for one upvote!πŸ˜ƒ

ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!😁😁😁

ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅

ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!😍😍😍

ETA6: I’ve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! 😱😱😱😱😱

ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!πŸ€—πŸ€—

ETA8: What? Why y’all downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!😀😀😀

ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜£πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

/s

[–] Raccoonsteer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Best Lemmy comment so far

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Everyone there just recycles the same old shit.

I remember when doing that was pretty fresh and funny.

I wonder how many sad Gen X ers are stuck on there because they are emotionally attached to their Karma score.

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[–] mamaMiata@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This may be an unpopular option since I've already seen it across lemmy, but the ____porn communities. I'd like to browse pictures of nice landscapes or exotic cars without worry about someone around me noticing "PORN" on my screen.

At this point it seems very old internet, something that made sense when those communities were established, but now is unnecessary gratuitous and not socially acceptable.

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I saw a post about a community created here called "pixel passport" which I thought was a hell of a lot better that "earth porn."

[–] ImOnLemmyWow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

EarthPixels. CarPixels. PornPixels. HistoryPixels. This could work.

[–] Asraelite@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Voat, when it was still around, had this same discussion and settled on using _Pix for everything.

[–] LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

OnlyPixels sounds great, too, for a general community of nice everything.

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[–] MrPear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really like that name. Way better than Earthporn. Thank you for sharing, I subscribed!

Link: !pixelpassport@lemm.ee

[–] TitanLaGrange@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Indeed. I like 'Earthporn' too, but I think it should be all nature pictures that look like genitalia and suchlike. Rocks or trees that look like penises for example.

[–] Skiv@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Damn, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was on Reddit. Blocked all of those years ago because it was just unnecessary and a gross way to qualify otherwise unremarkable photos.

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[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nothing like someone peaking over your shoulder and seeing you're browsing r/AnimalPorn....

I totally agree with you. Hopefully lemmy can be a little more mature with community names. (Yeah, yeah.. I know the hypocrisy of my username.. It's my gamertag)

[–] average650@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I agree. I think it's terrible name, and ti just invites unnecessary drama.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Moderators who coddle bigots.

Bigots.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People who wear mustaches

Beets

Bears

Battlestar Galactica

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

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[–] ugh@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Creative writing presented as truth

[–] PetrichorBias@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Oh man, this is something I definitely hope to never see again. I'm so tired of the unbelievable TIFUs, AITAs, and/or OffMyChests with thousands of upvotes that had obviously-fake stories.

The worst one (in recent history) was that TIFU with the student who slept with their professor's daughter.

Part 1: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/1379pge/tifu_by_hooking_up_with_professors_daughter/

Part 2: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/137u9bk/tifupdate_by_hooking_up_with_professors_daughter/

Part 3: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/1391lmj/tifupdate_i_cuckolded_my_professor/

I hope this kind of bullshit never happens here.

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[–] ChamrsDeluxe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or pics being grounds for sob stories and creative writing prompts to get more upvotes on theur shitty pictures. That's why I unsubbed from r/pics and subbed to /r/nocontextpics. Cool photos, no sob stories.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It got to the point of feeling like Facebook with strangers. Good for you for graduating college/sucks you broke your wrist/congratulations on getting pregnant, but let's be real: I don't know you and I don't care.

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[–] Moshpotatoes91@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You forgot to add the "Edit: " part because they always have to come back and edit every 2 minutes.

Edit: "Whoa my first gold! Thanks!"

Edit2: "Wow this is silly, thanks everyone!"

Edit3: "While you're here, let me tell you my life story."

EditAdNauseum: High pitched ear ringing

[–] Severopol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bhez@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Updoot sounds cute, but when redditors announce their upvotes that does get annoying.

[–] Poob@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Uhhhg. Reddit award acceptance speeches like anyone cares.

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The β€œhivemind” ignoring the correct information or even worse, encouraging the wrong information.

Does anyone else remember the whole Boston Bomber fiasco (i.e. We did it, Reddit)?

[–] rbhfd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's most noticeable when the topic being discussed is your area of expertise. Then you clearly see what kind of grossly oversimplified or even blatantly false comments get made with so much confidence and upvoted.

I tried to keep this in mind while reading stuff that I'm not an expert in, but that's hard.

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A lot of people would just upvote the first bozo to reply with a confident answer and never bother to check for the full story. Scrolling 3 comments down you’d find someone who actually knows their stuff. I learned to at least read most of the comments before committing any Reddit info to memory as fact.

[–] ferne@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately this might not be something from Reddit. It could be universal to all human communities. People want to feel that they are in the right but not be questioned, when countering opposing arguments is the way to truth.

[–] Zozano@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Please don't let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

"Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?"

"What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?"

"How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?"

It was bullshit.

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[–] Smooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can we stop talking about Reddit? Let it go.

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This

(I'm so sorry. I couldn't resist)

[–] Ddhuud@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hey people grieve at different speeds. Some people got to acceptance on the same day, others are still in denial.

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[–] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Karma-removed. It's already started with the stupid "upote my can of beans" posts... Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.

[–] riotrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

r/the_donald or anything like it. Kindly fuck off with all of that shit.

[–] Marvin42@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I absolutely hate the love for revenge violence. Stuff like celebration people running over protestors in their cars because they were forced to stop on the road. Or bleeding out after someone got shot when they robbed a store.

This includes that fact that you can basically guarantee every thread contains at least one comment claiming "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

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[–] meisme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"Sir, you have just won the internet" "Thanks for the gold kind stranger" "I too choose this guy's [placeholder]" And the other corny overused reddit lines

[–] magnetosphere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

People who don’t know/acknowledge the difference between β€œfree speech” and β€œhate speech”

[–] Rengoku@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ads.

Fuck ads.

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Karma. I feel like that will push Lemmy in a way that isn't healthy.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sponsored posts, banner ads, algorithms, and other advertising-industry fuckery.

A reply that's just "r/(some subreddit name)."

A robot trying to sell stolen fan art printed onto t-shirts.

People childishly self-censoring non-sweary words. "Sex" isn't a bad word, but writing "s*x" suggests you probably shouldn't be allowed on social media at your stage of development.

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Toddlerisms like danger noodle (snakes) or velvet hippos (pitbulls I think)

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