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this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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And the poor men, they’re strapped to tables and their seed harvested against their will for nefarious deeds!
crop so bad that half of the village starved to death
Funniest comment I've seen this week
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Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.
Beware of the pixel tariffs
These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me "Sir, but pixies aren't real." THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don't know, doesn't matter.
Don’t give the wrong people ideas.
Me, when I have to hare a cup because of the avages of communism
In capitalism, you don't even get the cup
In capitalism, you get a bad crop
I get it. With Cup+, I get all my cup needs* fulfilled for only 19.95 a month!
*Limited to one cup at a time, revokable at any moment. You are not purchasing a cup, only the license to use it.
**by subscribing to the service, you agree to the user agreement, which states that you can't hold us liable for any damages.
Guess we're not sharing letters.
There's two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.
Because of shrinkflation it's now the size of a thimble.
There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI
Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.
OP why would you post such a terrible image?
It appears to be a goal of most people posting here. Annoying but the more you bring attention to it, the more people will continue… just downvote even if the content was otherwise good.
Yeah there will be a time where shit posting will be literal pictures of turds. And if you dare say that it's bad content some smartass will tell you it's just a shitpost and to chill.
Just like on No stupid question community here you can totally ask any stupid questions on purpose, it won't be moderated.
What color is my underwear? How long is my middle finger? How green is the tree in front of my house? No stupid questions my dude. This is not trolling apparently.
Wait until you make a comment or post about how there's no moderation, and then out of nowhere, like a magic trick, a mod will appear and accuse you of being toxic/tell you to "leave if you don't like it." It's happened to me lol.
I think moderators think that since it's a small community it's bad to moderate the little content we got. Result is some content is so out of topic or just so unmoderated I just unsusbcribe to it.
So yeah I think it's counter productive to not moderate inadequate content because it's a small community.
The one I got was shitting on me for asking them to ban AI slop on their subreddits. Every other post is some AI bullshit and I'm sick of it. Yet according to mods, "some people like it" so apparently that's good enough for them. Such a shame. This platform is turning into straight dogshit.
I think you have to keep images under 100K on Lemmy
Is there a Lemmy function to block keywords?
I have never seen a conversation that was made better by this guy being a part of it. Even takedown videos make me feel like the other guy should have better things to do.
Edit: I know it probably wouldn't have saved me from this post, but figured I'd ask while it was on my mind.
There was another post about this a while ago. It depends on what app you use.
Client dependent. I use Thunder (on android) and make use of keyword filters extensively.
Now THATS a shit post
Interesting claim of him.
You see, I don't know how difficult it is to find CP as I don't look for cp. If he knows that it is getting more difficult to find CP, he needs a reference to which he compares it.
Why is Jordan Peterson regularly looking for cp on Twitter?
Idk. He gives me weird vibes.
They didn't seem to mind. 🤷🏻♂️
A.k.a. solidarity.
One day, this meme will die and I will never associate "2 X 1 Y" with the image of a girl eating poop like ice cream freash from the source.
Also, "1 X 1 Y" still haunts me. What a waste of a good jar.
You're right, but that may be long after we're gone, my friend
Perfect community post
Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!
Джордан Петерсон
he’s not dead yet?
It's like when Joe Rogan believed that the boxing match from Creator Clash was literally a father beating the shit out of his son lol
"Four Girls Finger Paint" was an equal, not a sequel
So you think the two "actresses" in that legendary video know they're famous?
It was a trailer for a porn site so yea probably.