Evil_Shrubbery

joined 2 years ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 12 hours ago

The 25 mil is a rounding error.

The cheques went to specific pre-selected supporter-workers (Lemmy told me), they had to be paid either way.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Which is about 10 eggs v in USA?

But in return you get chicken friends, and after 6 months, you get eggs too.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

... 100 dead CPUs is news?

That's about how many Cybertrucks arent dead (yet) overall ... tho that isn't a fair comparison to begin with.

Don't get me wrong, if there is something to fix they should, and ofc RMA, but those feel normal numbers (the AMD thing I mean).

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The people need their ads (or whatever the reasoning is), show some compassion, in a few decades they'll only be seeing the same Nuka Cola ad everywhere.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

Well, I only know of one and you'll need 12 angry men to pull it out.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

And I didn't ask for neither of those things.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

- clean drinking sewage
- carbon in-air-ification
- ultra-fine Barbie vitamins
- farts
- gay-o-thermal (not that it means the same as geothermal, it's just that it's not on the list & I would try to work it into my publications somehow)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

"Please only drink clean sewage."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I would assume one would go full speed on the hamster wheel, now with the magnet behaving like a dynamo, & generate so much electricity it would electrocute the family.

The hamster ofc wouldn't stop running & over the next few days build up so much energy it would successfully super sayan way past level 9000 and start moving from world to world just destroying planets for fun.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Ez, it's obviously fake (the hamster would try to move & it's not like you don't notice a magnet stuck to a cage either) but a funny fantasy story, sort of an early boomer-humour.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Yo, I heard you like ads so we put ads in your ads.

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