He was trans-sported
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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I hope all trans Uber drivers call themselves The Trans-porter.
My ex-cousin's brother's uncle heard he listens to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmas
I mean, they are hugely pop popular in Utah, so almost certain he went. He probably didn't even need a trans-lation
🤘🤘🤘
He drove a Trans-Am
He grew up watching trans-formers
If this isn't indoctrination I don't know what is.
Hey! I loved the go-bots!
his phone was a trans-ceiver
I mean... technically
This narrative is trans-parent
I heard he recently made a trans-action at the store.
He once drove on the Trans-Canada highway
His favourite vampire lived in Trans-ylvania
BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson's glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.
He used to play with his grandpas trans set
Every time I have a trans uber driver I either lose my oenis or get a new one. It's gotta stop.
snip snap, snip snap
snap-on, snap-off
Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.
This family took trans-atlantic flights I hear.
Guys I found shocking info.
His professor asked the students to transfer the assignments through the internet. OMG THIS WOKENESS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! 😡😡😡
it was me i'm trans we drove to cracker barrel with the WOKE logo and we talked about how he transitioned to female to win the sportsball tournament at his school but they wouldn't let him compete so he shot charlie kirk
BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.
1,000% pinko commie socialist libtard!
he was on a trans-ATLANTIC flight before. he used to work with trans-genic mice.