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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
(www.rawstory.com)
Michael Jordan stache
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook
What a stupid world.
But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!
I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.
Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.
It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.
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In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"
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Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?
What wild effect?
I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone
That's why he pulls out this stunt.
Who wore it better?
"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"
he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.
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It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back
I loved how actually clueless Randall was about the history of that term
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Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?
He's twice as attractive as before.
And simultaneously half as attractive.
Tap for spoiler
0*2=0
0/2=0
Jesus christ! WTF is going on?
I think he's hurting for relevance, which means he's probably broke based on the court cases
Expect to see increasingly crazy shit from him