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[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like he is laying down a track about a good boy

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With a midi controller? That's just showing off

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Seems like a control room for a radio station, so I doubt it's a midi controller.~~

It's a Roland TB-3 Touch Bassline

[–] null@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's neither. That's a Roland TB-3 synthesizer the dog is playing, and there's another synth in the background.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I had updated my comment already. Must have been while you were typing yours.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I haven't postgres'd in ages, but I'll give it a shot anyway:

SELECT name FROM boys WHERE good = true;  
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you could also do:

SELECT name FROM boys WHERE good;
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

But now for the advanced and important stuff: How can we modify it to also pull the same from the table "girls" in a single query? I like SQL efficiency and inclusivity, and I'm sure half of all dogs agree. (Well, according to my research, all dogs like inclusivity, but only 50% likes SQL efficiency)

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 2 weeks ago

A better database design would have been to name the table dogs and add a column to indicate whether the dog is a boy or a girl, maybe with enums

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

That must be the new tintin adventure

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shall. We. Play. A. Game?

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago