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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From my Oklahoma friend: "Give Texas back to Mexico!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can't remember where I saw this (probably a webcomic) where they asked who won the Mexican American war, and the punchline was "well who ended up with Texas"

[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

I don't know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we've got a chance now.

I'm just glad they took Oklahoma

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago

In this economy??

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I'm hungry

[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Florida being basically the same.. even the ocean didn't want that fuckin place.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn't a lot more than just climate change happened

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

A legitimate Gulf of America

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Amerope isn't real, it cannot hurt us

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Florida is still there so not real

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flattest state in the Union. My town is a whopping 33' above sea level.

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[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The world does not need another Balkan peninsula, trust me. And especially not in a place where guns are legal.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How dare you give Missouri such good food

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

If the US gets their own Mediterranean, maybe they will start having proper food too. Ah who am I kidding, they will never stop eating toxic waste.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I've got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa

[–] antonamo@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago
[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I’m from WV, many of us (including myself) care deeply about the environment. That being said, water front property in the state I love would be AMAZING wv with beaches sounds like a dream. Can imagine the valleys and hills would make a bunch of cool islands. Kind of like the Les cheneaux islands up noth. Would be sick as shit for sailing.

Alas I know this is a pipe dream and any environmental effects that drove the water that high would basically turn the rest of the planet into a desert hellscape.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reverse effect of sea level rise. Can't wait for Florida to sink and all the Rich people that own all the coastal properties to have permanent jet skies

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it Latin it would be color rubrum (color red), or subrufum (reddish), I'm not sure how you use colors though so not totally sure

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I've always thought they saw models of the world we havent yet, and they all decided it's financially beneficial (for them) to physically destroy the planet in hopes of having it terraform like this.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.

Keep going. We haven't sunk Florida yet.

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity

[–] g8phcon2@k.fe.derate.me 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I was wondering why the water wouldn't match the topography and the realized where it's posted.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

new york is close enough, no one's heard of jefferson anyways

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm starting my rain dance while lighting up a mouth full of cigarettes. We need this removed to flood in less than 5.

[–] 3yiyo3@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I think this is rather a representation of how the common USA citizen see the world lmao

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dear God! We can't let that stuff into our country! We need to put up a wall to keep it out. I think I have a chant for it Build the Wall, Build the Wall, Build The Wall.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Amazing what 34 million years does to land formations. Time truely is fucking king.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I never get tired of the map of Laramidia. I really was born in the wrong generation. I should have been an ankylosaur

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