That will likely make for some interesting vocal performances
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"Yes, my father. And I'm your daughter, speaking in a completely natural manner."
My ex-wife and me divorced amicably, so we still talk.
One day, about two years after separtion she called me whether I still had my credit card.
(Typically we pay by payment cards called ec or giro card - but they don't habe a credit card number, so not usable for ordering something from overseas)
So I said, yes, why. "Uhm, I want to buy something from the US" she answerf with skirting around the topic.
A certain assumption forms in my mind, as she speaks on I'm getting more sure every moment.
I answer: Look, , don't try to order the Hitachi Magic Wand from the US. It can't be imported due to the no-lead-in-electric-devices law. And even if it arrived you 'd need a transformer for plugging it into our 230V system. Just buy one of the knockoffs available on Amazon in Europe
She : "Um (pause), OK"
Some years later my teenage kids found it when they were at her place. They asked her what it was and she said "a microphone". I swear by my kids, the "it is a microphone" meme happened once in my family in real life. (And of course these teenagers knew what it was).
That seems like too many. Unless it's one of those new age group masturbatathons.
If you're not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.
Ranked competitive mode
were done with casual sex, ranked it is
Which will inevitably lead to cheating
which will lead to anticheating software which will make the game suck sometimes.
And the anticheating software will be horribly flawed leaving a lot of cheating unnoticed or horribly invasive. Both of which might in turn lead to ragequit to which there are basically 4 scenarios. Violently thrashing out in your home, leaving the game entirely, suicide or worse suicide after shooting up a school/ mall/ etc.
Well that turned dark quickly, but damn those two are similar.
How many friends does she have?
At least 4 are in the photo
I had to wipe down a couple of them because they had some mold growing on them ... I think the dog chewed on it or something
A good dad would go out and get them newer wireless models, come on! Hard to focus on performing when you're wrapped in a cord!
I'm charging the microphones
But Hitachi magic wands aren't rechargeable. They plug straight into 110V outlet. They don't work if they're not plugged in.
Something is telling me that really don't want to turn those all on at the same time.
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