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That carrot might be going places......that many wishes they could.
Wish my boyfriend was 2.5 lbs
Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall
10 inches tall, 2.5lbs, all cock
thank you for making us small "weight" fellows feel insecure.
I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.
I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.
I have an ex who had her most sensitive spot about an inch in at the top. To her, it literally did not matter as long as one hit that spot.
Yeah, it was a dumb joke because the carrot is jumbo. Dick size doesn't matter. Even small dicks are fine. What actually matters is how frequently a guy goes down on a woman.
The possibilities are endless!
CARROT
Sounds like you got a deal. Geometrically speaking, you got a way higher ratio of carrot to carrot skin.
Chef here. Don't bother peeling carrots unless you are making salad. You are just wasting your carrot.
And use the skins in stocks, soups and sauces.
I love chewing on sand. It's my favorite. Maybe I should just go stick my face in the lawn and start monching.
Rinse your carrot before eating it you acorn
Man likes to eat sand, what is wrong with that? He isn't telling YOU how to live your life!
saves work and toothpaste.
I like to scrub mine with a kitchen towel or mild plastic scouring pad in warm water. I also do the same with any other palatable skinned root veg.
I love this comment
YOU ARE NOT POEM FOR YOUR SPROG
I miss that guy
Tok to your doktor to day
It was a joke, and I'll never eat that chef's sand carrots.
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you can't always get what you want....
but if you try, sometimes, you might find, you get what you need
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