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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 week ago

Pregnant man πŸ«ƒ gas

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What a pair of consecutive posts

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's poop gas. Ask me how I know

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Oh Jesus.. not that shit.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is plenty of gas for πŸ’€/☠️

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

There's even some for 🫠

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Where's the "I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli" gas?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Meth can be smoked

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's a gas, more like smoked meth

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Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close

There's anxiety gas! It's called atmosphere at sea level.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uhhh..... there's this one, too....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cheeze it was invented in dayton.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I'm pretty sure those two aren't the same.

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Dude, I’m so mustard right now.

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I do not want to partake of the "anxiety gas"

that's basically just co2, since (iirc) the panic from not being able to breathe comes from high co2 levels the blood, rather than low oxygen levels in the blood. this is also why simple asphyxiants like nitrogen gas are still very dangerous, because you might not notice that you're not getting any oxygen, especially since your ability to think is probably also impaired because of said low oxygen.

so if you wanna make yourself anxious for funsies, then you can just breathe a bunch of co2 (but also don't because you might die, and even if you don't, elevated co2 levels are still pretty bad for you)

I think that just means it needs an oxygen concentration of 20%.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists..) Procrastination gas.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, to a degree.

Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house..

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

You can make that at home by farting in the shower

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!

Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait.. There are more emotions?

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[–] amniote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Zyklon B for Racism

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

How about the eggplant gas?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Anxiety gas again!? I don't know how to cope with this

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

πŸ˜πŸ’¨

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Some dorcelessness gas for me, please.

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