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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

In the distant future, when we look back on scattered social media caps, we will regret that the date of posting is not shown. Like scattered pages from books unknown, page numbers elided.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm 29 so maybe I'm too young for this statement but if you ask me it's because younger celebrities tend to be the result of nepotism and don't have any actual talents.

[–] match@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

which has always been true

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The nepotism part has always been true, and talentless celebrities have been around as long as the concept of "celebrity" has, but the category of celebrities "being famous for no reason" did not truly exist until Paris Hilton. Princesses and Kings aren't "celebrities".

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just remember folks, those 2007 people are able to vote now.

[–] RazzleDazzle@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, they won't. (at least most of them)

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck im 25 and feel 40, this is why I will not shy away from my day of destined death. I can feel that it'll be before I'm 40 and I frankly want nothing to do with being 40.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm frostysauce (44) and this is why I drink.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One day you'll wake up and realize people born on the year you graduated school can legally vote, drink, etc. A short time later those kids have kids of their own ... and you are ( or are old enough to be ) a grandparent.

The worst part is you'll still mentally feel like you're not much older than your late 20s or 30s.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Streamer on doop? Do they know Zapp?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Kif!

(at least Zapp remembered how to pronounce champagne by that episode)

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Name is uppercut but the picture is the hundred (thousand?) Hand slap. Great work.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's from the sf2 turbo snes box art-- the uppercut is getting slapped out of frame

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friend with young cousins was telling me that kids are using "sigma" instead of "cool" now?

"That's so sigma, bruh."

The fuck?

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

'The fuck" is now "what the sigma" at least that's what I gathered from lurking on shitposting communities

Edit: and I'm deeply afraid of using it around people who don't know what that means. And also around people who do know what it means.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They're lucky not to know, doop fell hard off after it was acquired by Skoot Corp.

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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 month ago (8 children)

People born in 2007 shouldn't be old enough to be online yet..

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