Htf does the bottle cap work
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.
There's really no argument here.
Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.
A slip-knot works too, if there's enough bag length to pull it off. I don't get the bread box option, there's too much sure exposure, it's gonna make your bread go stale.
I'm just saying twist and tuck is the best because it seals well enough and it's fast and requires no additional equipment. If you have a breadbox that's peak convenience, but I've only seen one family that had one ever, and they had the counter space for it.
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Pros and cons of breadbox? Any paladins out there willing to enlighten us?
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Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.
Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.
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always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.
I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something
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I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.
There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.
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No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.
It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.
You don't arrange them in your bread basket?
Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.
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What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.
Where would those fall?
I had to look it up. Apparently it's cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you're supposed to clean it.
You just turn it inside out and wash with cold water and soap when needed. Then dry in the sun.
Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.