save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

Twist and tuck baby

I twist and fold inside out:

I have never in my entire life seen an actual bread box, I thought they were a thing from England or something

The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.

Twist and tuck all day erre'day

I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands

What in the world is the bottle hack

When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme

Twist and tuck has never let me down

Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

Throw in the fridge

This is not bread mate

What if I keep my bread in the fridge?

i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it

What about reusing the bag clip plus the twist and tuck method?

I learned how to do this and never went back.

I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at once. Am I paranoid?

Reuse clip or twist and tuck are the only appropriate methods.

people own bread boxes?

You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.

Where is it? Where.

P.s. if you say it's the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.

P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the 'psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic' level of evil category.)

Could you repeat in baguette, please?

Step 1: get some real bread

I feel like this alignment chart doesn't consider how evil you could get. Leaving the bag open seems pretty tame for CE. I suggest the following:

• Lawful Good: bread box w/ the bag
• Neutral Good: bag clip
• Chaotic Good: twist and tuck
• Lawful Neutral: bread box w/o the bag
• True Neutral: original bread clip
• Chaotic Neutral: twist or tuck, not both
• Lawful Evil: bag is tied shut
• Neutral Evil: bag is left open
• Chaotic Evil: bag is torn open in the middle

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