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[–] db2@lemmy.world 105 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've got nothing on that hacker at 127.0.0.1 that fucker has all my files!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But have you tried that address 255.255.255.255?

I hear it's the Master Key to the Internet...

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 35 points 2 weeks ago

Stop teaching people how to scream, please.

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably intentional. There are enough stupid people in the World who would try funky things if those IPs where real.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could have just used class E addresses, at least then it would look intentional insead of brainless.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There are several IP address ranges reserved specifically for documentation and examples such as 192.0.2.0/24 and 2001:db8::/32. That's what they should have used.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's cooler to use 172.16.0.0/12 because everyone just sees "192" and thinks it's part of 192.168.0.0/16.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's a for LAN use. The other IPv4 example ranges are 198.51.100.0/24, 203.0.113.0/24 and 233.252.0.0/24.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think the movie was trying to teach you any It skill

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is that scary shit that starts with '2001'?

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

A Space Odyssey

Also IPv6 public addresses.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

The Klondike 5 of IP addresses.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I never raised any eyebrows at IPs like these in movies and on TV. It's just internet equivalent of fictitious phone numbers always containing 555.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They could just use IPv6. Legitimately values or not no one is going to understand them, much less get upset by them.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The attack was coming from ::1

Or if that's too unbelievable, fe80:: has some scary implications while also not likely to ever be a real device.

[–] exu@feditown.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also use 200::/7. It's been deprecated since 2004

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice rabbithole, thanks

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

There are already several reserved IP ranges for this kind of purpose, like 198.51.100.0/24 or 203.0.113.0/24.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See? The ipv4 pool isn't exhausted yet. 3 quarters are still unassigned.:)

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Almost ¾ of each 8-bit part! That's about 230x of the current space!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh nice those 40 bit addresses, just what we needed to spice up our IPv4 and IPv6 dual stack world

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SteveTech@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fun fact: there actually is an IP version 5, and the reason we went from v4 to v6.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is beginner level IT-TV mishap.

Wanna see something truly ridiculous? How about two ~~girls~~ hackers one keyboard?

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a great interview somewhere with the writers of one of these shows talking about how they knew this was shit and they had unofficial competitions with other shows to constantly one up each other on the stupidity.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is entirely believable.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

I used to watch that show and it was always full of this sort of master hacker bs and I loved it - for a while.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

This clip has I'm pretty sure the worst audio of all time, and not quality, were talking pure decisions. That sound has got to go, that's how you make vigilantes

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

Dark web super subnets. IPV10!

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What tv show/movie is this from?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s from FUBAR. I think they took the show’s name as a general directive.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank you, kind stranger! I put that one on my “to watch” list a while ago, but never got around to it. Guessing from your comment I possibly dodged a bullet?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those IP addresses were about the most believable thing in that episode. It’s occasionally amusing nonsense, requires about 1% concentration, and if you fall asleep in one episode and wake up in the next, you won’t need to reach for the remote.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

1% concentration is sometimes a stretch! 🤣 maybe I won’t completely rule it out, but I at least know what state of mind to be in if/when I watch it! Thanks.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Could also be considered an insider joke meant for the technical audience.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love those cyber UI mockups in TV shows.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not a single mouse, cursor or command line in sight, but somehow they always type 84 letters per second, and get a flashy UI with animation, 3D models spinning, moving, zooming and morphing, or at the very least windows popping up and doing various stuff.

Just like in real life.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not like the good old days.