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Meta allegedly gave accounts engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex” 16 chances before suspending them, according to testimony from the company’s former head of safety and well-being, Vaishnavi Jayakumar. The testimony — along with several other claims that Meta ignored problems if they increased engagement — surfaced in an unredacted court filing related to a social media child safety lawsuit filed by school districts across the country.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That seems like 17 strikes too many.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 20 minutes ago

Zero strikes and you're out!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 minutes ago

I suggest a 1 strike policy.
Here's an example: use 1 supersonic heatseeking rocket to do a rocket strike on Zuckerberg (if he survives then use 1 more rocket until he is no longer breathing)

If successful then it could be a policy that's adopted to be used on other billionaires, muskyboy, tRUMP, etc etc.

It may not work but I say we should give it a go for about ten years to see what happens...

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 92 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

meanwhile YouTube had a 3 strike policy for copyright claims that might not even be true

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 53 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, but corporate profit margins are much more important than people

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Ha ha ha ha........ha..........

cries

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 50 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck, even 3-strikes would be absurd for this...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

17 is an oddly specific number.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

I have to believe Jerry, the exec who's bad at his job but the CEO likes him, has 16 strikes. One more strike, and the CEO will be forced to update the policy again.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times, shame on you. Fool me four times...

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

I'm not defending the policy but the title doesn't match the story:

“That means that you could incur 16 violations for prostitution and sexual solicitation, and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended,”

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wait but that changes everything? Sex work doesn't automatically mean sex trafficking??

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, to me it's muddy waters. While some people look down on it, if an adult posts something that says free Saturday night, hit me up for a price... That's not anywhere near trafficking. But it is very much solicitation.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but the title says only sex trafficking

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 minutes ago

It appears that the article and possibly the site is just ragebait bs.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So, 17 strikes you're out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Thats why baseball games in the 1800s were much longer.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

You should look into the history of cricket

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

I mean, it IS The Verge. They could be so inept that they just forgot to include anything relating to the title in their story

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

that matches the title completely

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Sex work =/= sex trafficking

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Unless they have to drive to you during rush hour. Then it's sex work with traffic.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Meta allegedly gave accounts engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex” 16 chances before suspending them,

the article is about sex trafficking, the policy would also apply to sex workers, eventually.

not everything about sex trafficking is about sex workers…

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes. Probably not on Facebook.

There's a pretty good This American Life about it. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/740/there-i-fixed-it

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

What's "This american life", beyond a podcast? Not something I'm familiar with.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, one harmless meme and you're suspended. I don't get why people use Meta anymore. The site went to shit 20 years ago, and nobody seems to want to jump to another platform. For reasons unknown - there was no issue leaving MySpace for Facebook, so just fucking do it again.

[–] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Idk the only time I've seen Facebook dot com links is when my parents send me AI videos of animals. I'm trying to get them off of it but they are set in their ways, etc etc

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

/community

What the fuck