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[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 2 points 23 hours ago

Those silly exhausts sound terrible.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*"Because you think your exhaust sounds cool"

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I have a theory that people who do this and people who ride really loud motorbikes do so because they have not received enough attention and validation from their parents and are now seeking it elsewhere

[–] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This study suggests those with intentional loud exhausts are sadistic, narcissistic, and psychopathic. Some of those traits could definitely stem from a shit upbringing.

https://www.psypost.org/psychopathy-and-sadism-drive-preference-for-loud-vehicles-study-suggests/

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I... just like loud exhausts. On some cars. I hate it on my diesel A6 (I didn't make it loud! Previous owner did, I bought this thing for under 2k EUR), but IMO things like the MB M156 engine or the BMW S85 deserve a louder-than-stock exhaust. Not full straight pipes of course, a proper custom exhaust.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I… just like loud exhausts.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not typically a fan of overly loud exhausts, but when it's sensible I can make an exception. My WRX is, to my knowledge, all stock. When I start out up, it's slightly louder than the average car, but the tone is very low and smooth. From inside the car, it sounds beautiful. Nothing like the typical Infiniti muffler-delete that makes my eardrums bleed.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

The unequal length header rumble on a boxer engine is always amazing and best enjoyed with a modest exhaust - either what the WRX has stock, which as you said is just slightly louder than the average car - or a sensible custom exhaust. Again, NOT straight pipes or a hack job of a muffler delete.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 day ago

Is it really a theory when it's obviously true?

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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pour one out for this guy's 350.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Its already pouring itself one out via the rear main seal lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it's not leaking oil then it's not a Chevy smallblock.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if there's no oil under it, then how do you know there's oil innit?

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You leave my Land Rover's proprietary oil check system out of it!

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

My Chevy doesn’t leak; it marks it’s territory






~(This~ ~is~ ~actually~ ~a~ ~joke~ ~about~ ~my~ ~E46)~

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My old 1985 LTD had to have its idle set at 25mph to keep from dying.

When going through a school zone I had to ride the brake.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friends Mustang would stall on speedbumps. Just speedbumps, no matter how fast or slow. We tried rebuilding the carb,and a bunch of other things, but we figured it's probably more complicated than something we could fix in an afternoon, so anytime we went over a speedbump we'd throw it into neutral and get ready with the key.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Chances are you've considered this, but does that car keep running if you disconnect the battery? I know some older cars do, but if the 'stang doesn't, perhaps it's a loose battery terminal. I've seen that before.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I have to do the same thing for my EV.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago

Man I hate it when those electric motors won't stay idling right

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[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People will suffer through anything to avoid cleaning a carburetor

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Even spending 45 years buying cars with fuel injection

Once the rubber diaphragms perish, cleaning won't help much. ('85 Bluebird)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I revved mine because I don't know how to drive a manual and had no business buying this 1980's F-250 built like a Sherman.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

1980's F-250 built like a Sherman.

you're god damned right it is

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Me revving the engine of a Ford Fiesta

Let's party, motherfucker.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

if your chevy 350 doesn't sound cool, you are doing something very wrong with it.

i think it might finally be maintenance time, eh?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh yeah its been doing it for a couple weeks but I just went through the ignition stuff (cap, rotor, ICM, coil) and reset the timing last night. Still something funky with the idle that's prbably related to the TBI caked in 20 years of oil vapor from the poorly located PCV tube, but it runs way better on the road now.

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Brings some memories.

I used to own this 1996 Golf MK3 with 1.6 engine. It was by far the worst car I ever owned and driven. One of a tons of problems it had - cant hold RPM on idle. Had to drive like this for two weeks.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I had a late 80s Plymouth that I had to keep my foot slightly on the throttle and revving about 1000rpm because if it dipped to idle speed (around 600rpm) it’d just crap out. So I’m sitting at the light with my foot on the brake and feathering the accelerator.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honda coolant controlled Idle control valves require the same procedure when they go bad.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Funny you mention that because my other car is a 91 accord and it has that thermostat idle valve... About once a month in the winter I have to get under the hood and hit the stupid valve with a hammer to unstick it else it does the surging idle schtick when hot.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

My friend, have you considered cleaning the valve ~once every 10 years as opposed to beating it monthly? It's not hard to do!

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I rev mine (lightly) because my v8 is cold and experiencing morning sickness with fluids - dont have the time to let it idle before leaving in the am.

I do not want to race you through this light, I do not want to turn first into a new neutral, i do not want to run my rpm so high on freezing cold fluids, but I will absolutely gap your soccervan if you want me to I guess because I will not sit behind your ass as you drive 10 under and then come to a fucking stop to turn into a parking lot in 2 blocks for the school.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My car's a V6 diesel and it idles at 777 RPM according to OBD2. It takes 20 minutes to start blowing warm air at idle. Obviously driving is better and idling too much is bad for the engine anyway, but if I have to wait behind a light or I'm waiting for someone else to get in the car, I'll do 1200-1500 RPM.

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