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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me after I write down an already completed task to my todo list so I can immediately strike it out.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 1 week ago

goddamn those points though!

(self hosted habitica)

[–] Isa@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago
[–] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

... but that task has been on my list for seven months!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did that recently, but that task was a project that took a little over a month to build, so yeah.

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 week ago

Congratulations on following through!

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Completing one task is literally infinitely better than completing zero tasks.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Diminishing returns like crazy though

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What?

Edit: I can’t tell if you’re being bigoted because I’m an immigrant or if you just hate my OTP Garashir

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

✅ Prostate examination

Reward: Handmade cake from doctor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVjhTW0eIt8

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

I don't think I actually got any of the items on today's list done. But, I did get OTHER tasks done, so I get a reward tonight. 😏

The first thing on my list is always “make list” so I always have something to cross off and can immediately have an excuse for stopping

[–] credo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s what I need. Shots with every task complete. The dopamine ain’t doing it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Have like ten drinks and a pack of smokes. You’ll be on to that next task in no time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sometimes it's hard to do a task and you deserve a treat

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

The y-axis is wine and the x-axis is cigarette

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah right.

Look at to do list?!

Hah!

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I tend to be a 95 percenter before the dopamine gives up.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 3 points 1 week ago

Me after creating a cohesive to-do list (I will not look at it again the rest of the day)

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

That's how I celebrate having created a task in my taskmanager with priority "High" and tag "DO IT RIGHT NOW DON'T FORGET DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!"

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Don't die for now ✅

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I need a somehow more panicked and feeling all around worse than before completing the task version for me

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yesterday I did three tasks that I had been putting off for about 2 years. Most productive I've been in months (outside of work). Quite fucking proud of myself.

I even have most of the laundry clean (and I ain't gonna put any of it away!)