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[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 hour ago

Because in australia down is up, so their gravity pull all the water back up north

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 16 minutes ago

The problem with the picture is, it's upside down.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 2 points 42 minutes ago

funfact: because water itself has weight, it produces gravity, therefore it pulls more water towards itself, therefore more water collects in some parts of the world than other.

for example: most of the extra water that comes from global warmings, collects at the pacific because it has a larger surface, therefore US Eastcoast and Europe see very little change in sealevel, while some pacific islands are already gone.


epistemic status: I remember reading this info a couple years ago, but the best source I can found now is that sentence from wikipedia:

Changing ice masses also affect the distribution of sea water around the globe through gravity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 6 points 1 hour ago

*lowest relative to the center of the spherical celestial body

Out of curiosity of this argument, what direction in the universe is "down" to be considered the lowest point?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 hours ago

That evil dihydrogen monoxide is at it again.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This is not a joke. This is genuinely what a significant number of flat earthers believe.

[–] Iunnrais@lemmy.world 37 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Flat earthers don’t believe in a flat earth. What they actually believe is that Satan is fighting a war for the minds of people, and education is a tool of satan to lead you away from god. All other nonsense they spew stems from that— they don’t believe the earth is flat because evidence shows it, they find evidence to support the earth being flat because the education system, which they believe to be from Satan, tells you it’s spherical.

And most (but not all) flat earthers have moved on to the next conspiracy that supports their central belief (Satan is fighting a war for your mind) and don’t care much about flat earth anymore. Flat earth was never the point, not being swayed by Satan is always the center.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 hour ago

After a few years of marriage, it came to light that my wife thought the earth was flat. It wasn't some religious thing or cult thing, she had no affiliations. She just came to that conclusion based on visual cues in the world (like ground looks flat) and believed it without it ever being challenged in it.

It came up when she mentioned that a plane fkying near the sun must be getting hot, and I'm like Whaa? I explained the sun is so far outside the earth that that plane isn't feeling much different than us. She revealed she though the sun was inside the earth (like we lived in a snow globe on a flat planar surface) and the sun just went down behind the mountains at night like half hour away.

I was stunned. We had a 4hour talk about the earth as a planet and the solar system and how gravity works.

She curled up in a fetal position and had an existental crisis for the rest of the day.

Somehow she missed school for the gravity, solar system etc. And I'd destroyed her entire core belief system; that she had developed herself.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Also, they believe the earth is flat because the Bible says so; and the earth is young because the Bible says so, and that science is the devil’s work because it contradicts a book written by Bronze Age goat herders retconned by a guy in the Iron Age that got killed for telling the Roman’s he was king of the Jews.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

This is one of my favorite summaries of just how ridiculous religion can become. Only thing I want to find a way to add would be a condemnation of monotheism. Seems that had a whole lot to do with how the concept of religion has become so corruptible. Instead of the point being the betterment of your own tribe it becomes about how every other tribe is less than you.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

they don’t believe the earth is flat because evidence shows it, they find evidence to support the earth being flat

Similar with the anarcho capitalist types

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But.. but.. I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Nope. It's science now because you posted it in Science Memes. You just single handedly destroyed years of accumulated knowledge with your careless shitposting. Way to go, bud. Bravo.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC, KOLANAKI!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

this is really stupid, but have you considered that the rotational speed of the earth at the equator is like 400 meters per second? How tf are we not flying into space under those speeds?? The answer is obviously that the center of rotation is ABOVE us (that's right baby hollow earth is back) we're inside rotating globe OH AND BTW that's how gravity works, thank me later physicists.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Where were you when South America was kill?

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

When halo killed all the alien and doesn't afraid of anything

[–] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But if the world would wear pants, how would it wear them? 🤔

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

looks around at the state of the world

On its head? Seems to be the default.

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

Hahah...

aww now I'm sad

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

I’m tired Boss…

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago