this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

I'm the winner already!

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I'm a trans girl, and this shit is the only thing that has even mildly piqued my testosterones in recent years:

Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead

(Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead mod)

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 272 points 4 days ago (11 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Short Staff of Wailing Creature

9-19 DMG

+10 INT

+5 WIS

+4 CON

+25% Nature Res.

+15% Shadow Res.

On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds

Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I love your dedication to those stats. Thank you for spending the time/care, I just read them to my spouse

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's not slop, it's a full gallon.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Number of comments. Now if only the upvotes were 20 higher

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I've been holding onto

hell yeah

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 4 days ago (16 children)

First I thought of boobs. But not all men are straight. Then I thought of this:

If you're not thinking "hell yeah" you're not a real man. Which is totally fine by the way (the not being a real man part. Not liking cats is totally not ok, you psycho. Cats are awesome)

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Wash yo ass

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