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She sends it to me every time she has that conversation. It's how I know new girls have started working with her.

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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Kel, get off the Lemmy. You have work to do.

[EDIT: I do not know this person, I have no idea who they are. If their name IS Kel, it would be fucking hilarious]

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I cannot stand the “work wife” shit.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

just shows how severed many people actually are between real life and work life.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

It's literally a way to test the cheater waters. If someone calls you their work wife/hubby, their dtf and probing you. They just know they shouldn't be because you're fucking married.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

golden retriever

cat boy

Hmm

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Golden retriever ENERGY

An important distinction.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Look man, no one said the meme was perfect.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I did. I said it.

I fucking meant it too. YOU CHERISH THAT WOMAN GODDAMNIT.

now if you'll excuse me I'll be in my BASEMENT. VIBING. until my WIFE GETS HOME.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 3 points 11 hours ago

The new Sleep Token album is pretty great for that.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

It do be like that

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lol I love being poly. I love watching people freak out when I tell them my love has a date. "OMG what if they leave you???"

I mean... I'm getting laid plenty myself and if that's what they need then I want it for them. That said, I love her so much, I'm pretty comfortable sharing and everyone wins.

You can hear the gears grind 😌

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 15 points 16 hours ago

This is one of those "a fish trying to understand a horse" situations, but as long as there's consent all around and everyone's happy; GLHF.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

I'm glad you guys are happy, but I'd want the foundation for trust to be my dedication to my partner, rather than my lack of ambition to socialize irl. -Ideally, and obviously things are rarely ideal.

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[–] based_raven@lemm.ee 24 points 19 hours ago

Holy fucking cringe

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 36 points 22 hours ago (4 children)
[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not a fan of judging/shaming others for their hobbies/interests, so it always makes me a bit sad when the defense mechanism is to try to flip the aggression on the other side, trying to shame the "normie" interests.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's the aggressive tone and the GIANT anime picture "edgy" that cringes me a bit, + the "Karen" + the "your man cheats on you", as if us nerds don't cheat (which to be fair, might be a bit true, but there are a lot of exceptions)

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not disagreeing with you. I am focused on the aggression in particular: trying to flip things around to where the defense is a counterattack. Which could be OK in some instances, but the post itself equates having other interests (like, uh, socializing in person) as cheating.

Elsewhere in this thread OP is condescending towards "sportsball" and "clubbing," which reinforces my point that he's not talking about defending his own hobbies and interests, or even attacking judgy people who should mind their own business, but more interested in attacking others for having hobbies and interests inferior to his own.

In my eyes this is all cringe for those reasons.

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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Let he who isn't cringe cast the first stone

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There's a certain threshold at which it becomes too cringe. Balancing it is the key.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago

And the cow is balancing in the ocean.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you're not cringe about your spouse you're missing out.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

why does someone try to shame your wife for something that you do, what kind of fucked up people does your wive interact with

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 4 points 16 hours ago

The gossipy kind.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where can I get a girlfriend/wife like that?

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