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[–] 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The hole for the dolphin should be on top so when you cum, it flies out the blowhole

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    Archeologists call items like these "mating ritual" objects

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    ... are... are those... children chastity sleeves or something?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Thought they were trailer hitch locks at first.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    theres no squirtle in pokemon cum&go

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Where is the block/report/suicide button again? I need it right now

    (This is a joke, I would never report something on lemmy)

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Can't fool me, OP.

    That one on the top right is from Bubble Bobble.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago