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Sir. The battleship is unavailable because of its bone spurs

There won't be any battleship.

This is just another grift to streak the government coffers dry

Same with the " golden dome", "doge", etc... all scams so his buddies can get lucrative contracts.

Even so, this is suuuuch a sad thing. A five year old would make a fantasy battle ship and name it after himself. Its pathetic

Does he know trump means fart?

Sir the autopilot is hard coded to go to some island

Naming a class of ships after a (checks notes) draft dodger. Makes sense to me.

It was probably easier for the DoW to pretend that this cruiser is a battleship than to make Trump understand that the battleships he keeps demanding are useless in a modern war.

USS Bone Spur

USS Floating Pedo Party Palace

So it'll be 300% over budget, be riddled with problems from cutting every possible corner, torpedo itself, blame Biden, and then explode in public?

Next Dem should reclassify “Trump Ship” to mean the shittiest possible boat. Leave it as a classification, just redefine it

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet in this thread.

Wow, I thought this was a joke.

The new vessels, which the president calls battleships, will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a Golden Fleet.

Dunno. They're quite easy to spot, aren't they?

If this ever get build, it'll sink on the maiden voyage from the weight of the golden cannons just like everyone knew it would but nobody in charge dared tell the king. Oh wait, that was another time and place.

There's a reason we don't have battleships anymore all around the world.

If you put all the firepower on one platform, you lose everything when that platform sinks. With the sophisticated asymmetrical weaponry out there, plus the ability to use cheap drone swarms, it's much smarter to spread the firepower over multiple platforms.

But diaper Donny the crooked pedo wants what all dictators want: compensate their micropenis with everything made bigger and more impressive than others while adding their name onto everything.

One torpedo and your golden battleship will be a very effective new coral reef.

Didn't we stop using battleships once stuff like guided missiles started being common?

We've seen in Ukraine how much destruction cheap drones can do when used intelligently.

As soon as the next president comes in, it's scorched earth time.

I'm calling it: Trump is one Western movie watch away from ordering the military to bring back cavalry.

The world's first orange battleship that fucks kids

Battleships are the opposite of what any military needs right now. I mean, unless we're literally going to start a war with China.

Is this like space force or the golden dome? Ie. a steaming pile of bullshit from the Swiss cheese mind of a dementia ward patient??

Mega projects, no less with vanity as the centerpieces are a sign of weak militaries. The strong militaries are pursuing drone and anti drone technologies. Russian frigates warships are disabled by small Ukrainian aqua drones; and are hiding at port. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

It’s gonna smell like shit and for some reason everything’s gonna lean towards the bow

Haven't drones made these obsolete? A swarm of Chinese drones would cripple one in a day.

The chomo fleet?

Why put 50 billion into one weapons platform when it can be sunk by a cheap drone?

I don't get it.

Bastard is trying to put his name so many places it’ll be damned near impossible to get rid of them all.

Yeah, we'll be changing that. In the future, it will be illegal to name anything after traitors, and that includes Confederate Civil War officers, and all MAGAs.

Anybody that objects will be investigated as a Domestic Terrorist, and if found to be actively MAGA, will go to prison.

USA has nothing to do but spam stupid news. Fixed it for you.

They said he's a narcissist