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As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.
Hope this helps.
It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.
But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽
Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.
I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.
You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.
Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.
you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria
Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!
Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.
What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?
You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.
I mean, at least they're doing it to their own country.
Yeah, but still not in agreement with the people who live/d there...
they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.