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I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had to look up 'enhanced games'

Back in the day, someone suggested that people should read a lot of science fiction books so they'd be ready for the changes the future would bring.

I should have read no science fiction, because I am constantly being disappointed by what people decide to do with tech.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I had to look it up too.

I was thinking "who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?" until I got to this part in the article:

"...with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr...."

Oh, okay, that makes sense. It's just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They're probably hoping to see people die in these games.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They're probably hoping to see people die in these games.

They probably took Squid Game as a fun suggestion.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

Some Onion-style editorial suggested referring to murdered school children as 'patriot angels' because they died defending the 2A. Charlie Kirk said pretty much the same thing with no irony.

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[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are way too many negative fields, i.e. "XYZ does NOT happen". You have to wait until 2027 to be able to cross them off.

[–] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

Waiting for 2027 and then evaluating was the plan. I don't see that as a problem. It's not a real bingo chart so I don't have to finish fast.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Alien pussy found

"Yeah, but is it underage, though?" - Rich people, for some reason...

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Let's hope that Linux clears 10%! It's an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • Yet another racism scandal in the Finnish parliament, PM Petteri Orpo gets to clean the mess again
  • Still no peace deal in Ukraine
  • Yet another impeachment attempt on Trump that goes as well as the previous ones
  • Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)
  • Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, leading to a refugee wave to the Fediverse
  • The civil war among Republicans continues, maybe leads into abandoning Trump?
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)

[FREE SPACE] contenders in here, but I like this one the best. The next one is a very close second.

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[–] Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bit

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BBC is reporting that the USA has launched strikes against Venezuela....

So you've got one ticked off already and it's only the 3rd Janiary.

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Us arracks Venezuela and kidnapps president.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Buddy, you're not gonna fucken believe this...

[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

More online censorship laws being passed.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The USA starts a war with Venezuela, killing innocent people! I said couple ago and it's already happening.

[–] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yea that was too easy. I predicted China making a move on Taiwan as a response to that because USA has no argument anymore.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Democrats do not pass electoral reform in the states they control and then scream bloody murder about the spoiler effect that comes along with the voting system they refuse to replace.

Electoral Reform Videos

First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)

Videos on alternative electoral systems

STAR voting

Alternative vote

Ranked Choice voting

Range Voting

Single Transferable Vote

Mixed Member Proportional representation

[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

New Turkish Civil War - Turkey dissolves.

Before anyone says anything:I am from Turkey, the current situation is fucked up enough for these to happen. ~~Send help plz~~


[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's the situation there? I'm uninformed.

[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is going to be a rather long text, so buckle up.

TW: Human Rights ViolationsKnowing he is nearing the end of his life, Tayyip Erdoğan wants to hand over his seat to his son, Bilal Erdoğan. He takes his son with him to every meeting and rally he attends. This situation has caused serious backlash within the AKP and its ruling partner, the MHP (AKP and MHP are gangs in the guise of political parties). Because Bilal is genuinely incompetent and everyone knows it except himself, they are orchestrating operations to suppress these dissenting voices.

Currently, Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan and Erdoğan's sons-in-law, Berat Albayrak and Selçuk Bayraktar, are strong opposing candidates. Since the Albayrak and Bayraktar families are Erdoğan's biggest domestic supporters, there hasn't been a serious operation against his sons-in-law yet, but they are seriously undermining Fidan. Operations have been launched against all companies linked to him. Turks are a football-obsessed nation, so to distract attention, Fenerbahçe's president, Sadettin Saran, and Galatasaray's former director, Erden Timur, were detained; Beşiktaş's manager, Sergen Yalçın, is also at risk of detention.

There has never been a serious opposition party in Turkey, but recently even this moderate opposition has begun to face pressure. The CHP's (Turkey's founding party) presidential candidate, Ekrem İmamoğlu, is currently in prison and being tried in a kangaroo court.

For the legitimacy of his rule, Erdoğan has, in his own words, "given whatever they wanted" to the USA, EU, and Russia. Recently, there has been a terrifying mining rush in Turkey. Especially since foreign companies face no oversight in Turkey, they are constantly opening new gold mines. Forests are being burned to open these mines, and then, because there are no safety measures in these mines, cyanide leaks occur. All state-owned companies have been sold to foreigners. The latest plans were to sell TCDD (Turkish State Railways) and BOTAŞ (Petroleum Pipeline Corporation). Additionally, due to water resources being recklessly allocated to factories, mines, and agricultural lands a severe drought is occurring. And again, the blame is placed on the public again. I won't even go into air pollution; lung cancer has increased significantly, especially in some regions.

The torment inflicted on the public is boundless, so I'll be brief. Taxes are increased excessively, salaries are kept unnecessarily low. While the 2025 minimum wage is 28,075 TL, the hunger line is 30,143 TL, and average rents are 23,805 TL. My natural gas bill in December was 3,160 TL, of which 1.4% is ÖTV (Special Consumption Tax, as if heating is a luxury) and 15.3% is KDV (Value Added Tax, a tax taken to exploit the working class). Meanwhile, state officials are taking away million-dollar tenders in threes and fives and "avoiding taxes." The education and health systems have collapsed, food and goods are low-quality and expensive, and it goes on. Anyone who tries to oppose this, whether through protest or by voicing their reaction on social media, is unlawfully imprisoned and subjected to torture in prison. I am one of them; I don't want to go into detail, but I was caught during a protest and tortured at the police station—the ACL in my right leg tore. Later, my lawyer got me out through pulling some connections, but I will never be able to seek accountability for what I experienced. Unfortunately, there is still a 30% segment that is blindly loyal to this man, and their opinions can never be changed.

Despite rapidly declining birth rates, there is still a serious population problem. I am not anti-refugee, but there is no justifiable side to accepting refugees blindly, whom the EU doesn't want, into your country for money when you can't even take care of your own citizens. Moreover, Erdoğan took all the mujahideen trained and then abandoned by the USA and NATO in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya, and Xinjiang, brought them to Turkey, and keeps them as his private paramilitary force. Most of the types unleashed on the streets on July 15, 2016 "coup attempt" (biggest theater play of Turkey), were these people.


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[–] Dop@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No protest with over 500k ppl in France? Have you lost your mind?

[–] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know, I know. A risky one. They are taking a lot of debt to please people in 2026 so I took a bet.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

shit my pants at least twice

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You don't really want stuff on a bingo board that's framed like "this doesn't happen", like "US will not pass a law for real AI safety". On this board you have 3 things that would only ever be marked off on the 1/1/27. That's not good design.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Column O looks way too easy tbh.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who needs a fence when you have land mines.

See also: Finland and the Ottawa Convention

SpoilerThe withdrawal takes effect in January. Soo… yesterday?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well, my predictions are much more personal, so they really shouldn't have major consequences for others.

I'm predicting, assuming I do end up going to an anime convention with a college club I'm in, that I might have a partial fursuit by then, even if it's just a premade that's probably only made whenever the maker receives an order off their etsy shop. It's either that or, depending on a few things, gonna end up being a used one from a site I can't remember the name of, if I can find a partial that fits me. Lots of ifs.

That, and that I finish the first 4 chapters of a Summer Camp Island fanfiction I am rewriting. The original was all over the place, so I didn't get very far. Lots of bad writing and terrible stereotypes. I'm in the middle of working on the 2nd chapter ( chapter 1 and a chapter not based on any episode is complete ) and it's already feeling like I won't even finish that any time soon.

Gotta set obtainable predictions, which is why I have the second prediction.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HL3? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

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[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I predict it will be worse or better than 2025. Or maybe the same.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Free space: US Starts a War with Venezuela

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

President Vance, without a doubt.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Trump does something stupid.

Nah. Too easy.

Trump is no longer in office. Death, mental incapacity, whatever. There. That’s my guess.

[–] roydbt@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (11 children)

@remindme@mstdn.social 1 year

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Germany preparing soldiers for Ukraine is definitely one.

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I think there the government is also starting a controversial draft law, basically citizens will be drafted at random, cuz people aren't interested in dying in foreign land.

There was another case that happened, a kid made fun of a solider who came to their school for recruitment and he made fun of him. So now that kid is being prosecuted (some years of community service) so basically this sets a precedent that you can make fun of others but not military

Edit: i forgot to mention im talking about Germany

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Germany militarising again? Third time's the charm I guess?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (27 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won't be able to see it

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