I don't need porn. I just get off to the thought of the working class someday being free from the shackles of capitalism 
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Joke's on you I'm here for YURI
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GAGARIN OF COURSE WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING YOU BAKA HENTAI GAIJIN

It's a little old, but I was the original Volcel police on this here site.
oh yeah explain this 
I FUCKING LOVE PORN!!!!!!!! 
fr though porn has fallen off, pretty mid these days smh.
Yeah it really hasn't bee cool since the 10s, and even the 10s were just copying the heyday in the 70s. that's why I've moved on to neuro-trance-erotica. You probably haven't heard of it.
I like how as soon as redditors showed up a porn instance immediately shot up to being the third most active lemmy instance lol
Does this count?

Who has a copy of the Volcel police warning? I can't remember how it started to search for it.

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel. بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.





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