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Not enough fire.
Miss? You won - and now you want to ruin that.
Social media news that I know of
Global events
This has made me realise how little news I actually pay attention to
Good list, but I think there are a few things to add/modify:

In Minnesota, ICE murdered a white woman who was a citizen and bystander (not protestor) and who was just trying to obey ICE’s instruction to leave. This has caused not only massive protests but also relatively strong condemnation of ICE by the state government, bringing the US even closer to civil war.
I can't believe i forgot that one. Biggest story IMO, has been on my mind ever since i read about it
Please go back to being isolated. You're not missing much. Your sanity and mental health matters.
Weird activity with brand new accounts posting comics that reach the front page, like 20 posts within 24 hours and 0 comments... feels kinda bot like...
The internet is dying...
Fear not. The Internet was born outside of corporate greed and outside of state control. It can't really survive under their control, its suffocating. Let it die. Later, it will be re-born outside of their reach, in another form and another place. And for a moment at least, once again, it will be a free place. Amazing and scary and naughty at the same time, but free.
Only if hardware remains both free and available. Both are under heavy assault lately
That is a beautiful image.
Meshtastic-Net
Run
Why the fuck did you come back?
Corn. You’ll thank me later

man...if I could, I would.
God damn I envy you.
You made a mistake coming back. Enjoy your solitude.
Yeah....about that. You're gonna want to sit down first.
it wold be better you go back to being isolated. enjoy what's left of the world before trump stumbles his dumbass way into a nuclear war.
You won't believe it, Buffy Fish is owl of the year.
Short prison sentence vibes?
Kinda. Basic military training
😂👍
Did they teach you de-escalation techniques?
It's been a crazy week in meatspace, particularly in the western hemisphere, but here on lemmy it's been fine all things considering. No new characters have really sprung up or anything
Ignorance is bliss. When you find out your bliss will be gone.
Where were you? Anywhere fun?
BMT. And no, it was hell
Is BMT boot camp?
Yup!
Brutal! In the cold???
The Yogscast did a dramatic reading of A Christmas Carol while raising money for charity, which was pretty good.
Capitalists surrendered all over the world. They gave up acting like dicks, or were they assholes or cunts? Hard to say but what matters is that they all stopped being what they were, aka people willing to screw everyone and their mother in order to earn half a cent more. They stopped polluting our drinking water and our food, too. And all that happened under the bright leadership of the USA and its new emperor that suddenly realized he had it all wrong. That hate, anger, lies, manipulations and violence were not the way to go. A real change, from the dude we can all agree.
Billionaires are now distributing their fortune to charities, while firms like Apple and all the others have started designing 100% repairable and upgradable devices that will last for decades that they sell with almost zero profit margin. YT shows no ads (ads have almost disappeared online too, like tracking). Most news channels have been closed down for extreme toxicity. Most administrative and most of the teachers in universities have been replaced by competent leadership and teachers that, in a true revolutionary shift, focus again on teaching kids and students instead of pushing their own political agenda and ideologies.
Heck, even fast foods started selling quality food.
Really.
What? Is anyone here questioning what I just said?
edit: typos (that has not changed, as far as I'm concerned)
Oh shit. I must have accidently stepped onto the wrong timeline. Can you help me figure out how to get to yours?
Daru, help me build the FG 204 so I can find Steins Gate
Phone Microwave, name subject to change.