what is this? the flintstones?

This is genuinely one of the most left-field shower thoughts I’ve come across. So often I can relate to these posts - I read it and think… “yeah, I see that”. This one truly has me going “huh… wtf”.

Well done bud, this is terrific.

Just tape some cups to your head? Same effect.

Well you can already buy shells. She sells seashells by the seashore.

Thank you for an actual thought and not some dumbass rhetorical question.

I feel like they might be a bit uncomfy laying down, tho you do only need one more shell if you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night...

It's brilliant and probably doable diy at no cost, but only if you sleep on your back and don't toss and turn. Which, maybe you won't, because sublime sleep. Or you could wait for the $500 Sharper Image version from an airplane seatback magazine

Yeah but how will I clean myself after I use the restroom.

Curious how many people have done something like that before sound machines and fans. Granted, there's plenty of natural outdoor noise in many places, so probably unnecessary.

Someone doesn't know how to use the 3 2 seashells

With all due respect, you would think people would not be able to sleep with seashells attached to their heads.
Plus does those sea sounds last for that long, I really do not know.

As a thinker outside the box, but better at effects of my thoughts on users- Awesome, thinking outside the box, keep it up, but do a better job on your ideas effects on the users. With that said better for people’s hearing, then those ear buds.