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[–] 167 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?

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    [–] 102 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

    "The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"

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  • [–] 84 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?

    That doesn’t sound right

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.

    Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!

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  • [–] 53 points 8 months ago

    Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago

    Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.

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  • [–] 45 points 8 months ago


    “Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”

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  • [–] 43 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Did the protestor survive?

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    [–] 30 points 8 months ago

    If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago

    Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.

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    [–] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.

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    [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Hope they picked their nose clean while they had the chance.

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    [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Go for their necks.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.

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  • [+] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Mmmmmm gotta love free range bacon

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