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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I hear they've been putting out AI generated disinfo... cannot trust anything under the first casualty of war... the truth.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Let it be AI slop, if it backfires by starting a new food trend, it's fine.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 167 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No no, you don't get it, there are roaming packs of dyed-haired leftists and leeessssbians sneaking around the ICE barracks and waiting for them to fall asleep and not pull the covers over their bodies entirely.

If your hand slips below the sheets, it's fair game for the purple-haired, lying ICE-finger eaters!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fetish? That's better than fascist.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago

If even half these people didn't try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I'd bet we'd be much better off.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago

Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn't even wash his hands, either.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

They clearly were armed and dangerous.

They needed to be dis-armed.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 101 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....

"If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."

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[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We all gotta make sacrifices

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 83 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?

That doesn’t sound right

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.

Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did the protestor survive?

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

Everything is blurry i cant even tell what information this contains

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 53 points 3 days ago

Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago


“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.

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[–] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Remember Americans, when the ICE agent has his bare fingers down your throat, you lay there and take/suck on it like a patriotic American.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

perfect grindr bio. no comments

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Taking their ability to pull the trigger, one finger at a time!

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hope they picked their nose clean while they had the chance.

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