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[–] 219 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

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  • [–] 66 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Don't misrepresent the situation, Elmo is a muppet not a puppet!

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  • [–] 125 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Every time I read "He was a communist, Elmo." I can help but just laugh, it's just hilarious.

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  • [–] 49 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, MLK Jr was pretty clear about his position when he said that communism and Christianity are fundamentally incompatible. He was a socialist, which is a different thing. But let's pretend that he said socialist instead of communist... Wouldn't that make you kinda curious to know the details of what socialism is then? Because everybody says that King was a great man and helped achieve racial equality, so his ideology must not be as evil as everybody says, right?

    So if you're young and maybe not super aware of politics and civics and everything, and you see this tweet in response to a general "Happy MLK Jr Day" tweet from Elmo, you're gonna have questions and your Google results are gonna lead you to answers that reveal what a fucking clown show the John Birch society is.

    It's petty, it's factually inaccurate, and if chases young people to your opposition's ideology. Plus picking on a literal Muppet is the kind of thing a lazy writer would write to show how villainous a character is. What a disaster of a tweet, and I'm thrilled to see it.

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  • [–] 104 points 8 months ago*

    Fragile fucks have to talk shit to an actual puppet spreading positivity because their ideology is such dog shit it can't be hyped.

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  • [–] 66 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Why talk about yourself like that?

    I mean it's completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    National firefighters distillery

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago

    This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can't even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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  • [–] 55 points 8 months ago

    Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.

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  • [–] 48 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    shouldn't andrew tate be in jail or something?

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago*

    He was, but then USA pressured Romania into releasing the Tate brothers and they escaped to USA. Although Romania denies they were ever pressured, the Tate brothers was accused of quite a bunch of crimes including human trafficking, so it is awfully convenient that the Romanian government just gave them up like that.

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago

    The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Only possible explanation for these responses: Elmo is the true alpha here, both Peterson and Taite were traumatized as children/teens when they came home from school one day and walked in on Elmo, fur-deep in their mum with their father huddled in the corner crying.

    This is the ONLY possible explanation for raging at a children's puppet like this.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Metaphorically that must be how they see the situation. Elmo and the culture Elmo represents have violated the culture that Peterson and Tate try to reestablish.

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago

    The two incel gurus reach such a higher plane of patheticness that they make the last one look out of place.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    Elmo: "Ask a friend how they are feeling"

    This fucking nobody: "STOP DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE"

    What a fucking brainlet.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    “Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”

    I HATE YOU ELMO!

    “Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”

    psychologist furiously scribbling notes

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ELMO THAT WAY, YOU SCUM.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    They take themselves so seriously while acting like jokes

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    I didn't know the rivalry between elmo and Kermit ran so deep.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago*

    The prophets and rabbis of the West. 😭

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Kermit VS Elmo

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Whats the context? Its hilarious without it lol

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Elmo is clearly the leader we need.

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