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[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 125 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Green: β€œWe think everyone should exist peacefully together.”

Orange: β€œWe believe you should all be shot!”

This shithead: β€œWhy don’t you two find a way to meet in the middle?”

[–] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 33 points 2 months ago

Oranges could all get shot and Greens live peacefully together, instead of the extremist proposition by Greens for them both to peacefully exist together.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 115 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Person A: "2+2=4"
Person B: "2+2=6"
'Centrist': "Fellas, calm down! Can't we compromise and agree 2+2=5?"

[–] mech@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

EU politics: "We promise to establish robust processes for developing a common agreement on the result of 2+2 and will reconvene to assess progress, in 2+2 years."

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

This person is literally saying there's no difference between 5 and 6. They're basically an orangite in practice, because math.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (61 children)

The Greenist isn't green enough. I'm not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

β€œThis orange looks more green than the other orange, I’m going to vote for it and call myself a greenist.”

β€œOh why is everything still orange? I voted for the green shade of orange!”

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[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only there's no greenish party, there's only orange and 99% orange 1% green, and the orange-greenist is a 99 year old person running 99% orange policy to appeal to moderate oranges

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[–] p12s@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm socially greenist and fiscally orangite

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Spoiler, orangites are also shit for the colorconomy.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

That's a big ol grenis

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 12 points 1 month ago

Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a centrist, a down-to-earth person, I believe that the truth is always somewhere in the middle! 🀑

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, in the middle. Only some people should be shot.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nah, I want them stripped of everything they own and must work menial jobs making what they paid their lowest earning employee for the rest of their natural life.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 24 points 2 months ago

this is any coorporation ever

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

And that kids is what β€œsocially liberal, fiscally conservative” means.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly why libertarians deserve less respect than the fascists they enable.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Uh... no? This comic has absolutely nothing to do with the paradox of tolerance.

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interesting because factions in Belfast use those exact colors.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

I was going to say, this is why the Irish flag looks the way it does

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Man it's sometimes awkward being an orange, those fucking orangites give us all a bad name, but now a lot of greenists think I'm one of them. It sucks because I'm a greenist but seeing a lot of hate towards orange people because of those orangists hurts a lot.

I know that there's a lot of history of orange people oppressing green people but I feel that greenists hating orange people is hypocritical and antithetical to the belief system, but any time anyone says it's not cool everyone jumps in going "just like an orange, saying 'that's not like me!'". That stuff is even being used by orangites as a recruitment tool for young oranges, saying "see? They hate you!". We greenists need to stop it but it's so cathartic to some green people who have felt so oppressed by the orangites that they refuse to.

Greenists have the right idea, and I'm not going to stop being one, but seeing the same hate from my own side makes it hard.

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"I'm an orange but want I green pussy"

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Oh, because of the flag I thought this was a satire of anarcho-communism, since commie states massacred anarchists

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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My dad is orange and my mother is green.

[–] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, my father is orange and my mom is green. That means I get my solar panels from a forced labour camp.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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