With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

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[–] 267 points 8 months ago (16 children)

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

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  • [–] 54 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

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  • [–] 81 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    We've seen more naked ladies, but touched less.

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  • [–] 74 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Really hoping this isn't a joke about your mom...

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  • [–] 123 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.

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    [–] 80 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though

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  • [–] [S] 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Should have been a gynecologist.
    30 min appointments.
    40 hr weeks.
    80 vaginas per week.
    4160 vaginas per year.
    Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
    20 year career.
    61,000 vaginas.

    Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Some of them will be from healthy, slim 20 year old girls, but some will be from the opposite end of the spectrum 😐

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.

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    [–] 25 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?

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    [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

    A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Men too :smart:

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It's about quality, noy quantity

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    [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Your parents:

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