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Twitch continues to deteriorate as a platform because what do you mean I can't TAB OUT TO MY SECOND MONITOR DURING THE AD BREAK

I NEED TO FOCUS THE TAB AND THE WINDOW FOR THE AD TO PLAY??????

X/Twitter.

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[–] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 280 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I don't understand how anyone can use the Internet without ublock. I have before, and am about to again, change fuel stations due to them installing those stupid ad playing pumps.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 98 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Yeah but uBlock can't or at least doesn't block Twitch ads, so that doesn't really apply here.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it does but with Twitch it's a constant battle. you can go for days or weeks on end and it'll work great then boom a few days to a week and it won't work anymore until the maintainers figure out yet another way to circumvent twitch ads.

It just got to a point for me where I just stopped using twitch. I mean the site overall and the content/streamers have just gotten a lot worse in the past few years and there's really nothing on there anymore worth watching.

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[–] Churlish_Witness@lemmy.world 106 points 6 days ago (5 children)

If it is publicly-traded, it will be enshittified. This is an ironclad, inviolable law.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel like what we're witnessing is just the end of meaningful innovation in the IT field, so now comes the meaningless innovation.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 156 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 46 points 6 days ago

And here I actually thought that this shitty idea would stay in the realm of Black Mirror...

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[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Why the fuck does my browser need to send it the information that its muted or minimized?

[–] hackitfast@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Firefox has plugins to spoof specific tabs as always active.

[–] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You should link them so more people can find them easily.

[–] Potatar@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I need everyone to look at what you can do with HTML5 "game engines". You want mouse poisiton? You want to know if the mouse is in on the page or not? Internet speed? Audio card codec?

If a 13 years old using the free version of construct3 can do it, capitalism can do it.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You must be using one of those browsers from an ad company.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didnt you guys watch that black mirror episode? It was exactly like this. Look away from ads and you get punished.

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

This ad can't play because I don't watch twitch.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 143 points 6 days ago (12 children)
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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Joke’s on them, my computer doesn’t even know whether it’s muted or not.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Them bitches let ya know if you were getting a text. Loved that shit.

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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 122 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For a better experience?? Actually hilarious.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 47 points 6 days ago

Yeah their experience, not yours

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 6 days ago

I hate corpo speak so fucking much.

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Similar to "we care about your privacy" cookie popups that try to trick you into allowing them to violate your privacy.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago

I don't care about any platform enough to be abused by it.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 115 points 6 days ago
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 102 points 6 days ago (10 children)

TODAY, on BLACK MIRROR EPISODES in Real LIFE

I kid you not, there's this BM episode where they train on indoor bikes and sleep in pods and have to watch the ad on the screen lest it screeches at them

FUCK YOU TWITCH 🤗💖

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

the episode was called: 15 Million Merits

RESUME VIEWING

RESUME VIEWING

RESUME VIEWING

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Came out in 2011. Very prescient.

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[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Copy/paste of the steps i have posted in a friend group discord.

Block Twitch Ads without pausing stream Will not work in Chrome

In Ublock Origin Dashboard

  1. My filters (tab) --> Add twitch.tv##+js(twitch-videoad)
  2. Select Apply
  3. Settings (tab) --> Scroll to bottom of page
  4. Check I am an advanced user
  5. Select the cog to the right of the text I am an advanced user
  6. At the bottom of the page, locate userResourcesLocation
  7. Change it from unset to https://raw.githubusercontent.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/master/vaft/vaft.user.js
    • If there is already a URL: At the end of the existing URL, add a space and then the above link
[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

Reminder that Sony has patented technology to force viewers into saying a certain phrase in order to continue past an advertisement. Sure, it sounds dystopian, but just look at how excited the little consumer is to enthusiastically shout the name of one of his favorite corporations!

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 66 points 6 days ago

Mentioning this without including the verification can story should be illegal

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Some patents are a crime against humanity.

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago

Twitch soon: Drink your verification can

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Avoid minimizing or muting for a better experience" Wow, this is beyond nuts.

If i was a Twitch user, i'd dump this right now.

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[–] phaseshift@lemmy.zip 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please drink verification can.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 6 days ago (6 children)

"for a better experience" lmao

i hope the IT stock market crashes so hard

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The more the internet progresses the more I feel like text only browsers are the way to go

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago

for a better experience

LOL, fuck your brainwashing.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck I though this was a satirical shitpost but it's real. This seems like the last stop before that patent about yelling the company name to get back to your content...

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Twitch is a SOCIAL website, you chat with the streamer and they chat back. All these ads do is interrupt the conversation and it’s SICK to me. It ruins the entire experience. I don’t mind the pop up small ads, but the full screen ads with sound just trashed the entire conversation. Always seems to happen when I ask a streamer a question then BAM 6 full screen ads when the streamer starts to answer me. No, I’m not paying for turbo or a sub, I’m f*ing broke right now.

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[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I dropped them like a bad habit when they first implemented the advertisements. I have never looked back.

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[–] apple_train@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Really makes you wonder the addiction people have to watching streams that they aren't immediately leaving the service for good after seeing that.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"After this Pepsi ad, go buy a can and scan the barcode to continue watching the show"

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

They've blocked Twitch in Korea. I don't miss it.

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