Everyone know that girls don't do either of those, duhhh.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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they do be pissing
"pissplatteln" pops up in my mind every time someone says "piss"
those who know, know
So only hot girls piss?
If you ain't pissin' I'm not kissin'
There's so much to unpack in such a short statement
My culture tends to prefer lower and skip disney princesses, so +1
Damn, are you frying chicken in there?
Okay I'm old. WTF does this even mean?!
It's an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)
Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.
...so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It's a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.
Butter makes a prettier color and doesn't pop got oil in your face.
Well now I feel old. Thanks for nothing. 😔
I'd be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.
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Lol, I'm hoping I'm hitting the tipping point for you here ;)
Actually, I do remember the fall of the Berlin wall and the end of the GDR. Thanks for sprinkling salt on the wound. 😔
Oh man, I don't know what to tell you then. Take your aspirin and come reminisce with me about the good old days.
It has only been 35 years.
The sound of piss hitting water resembles oil popping when frying.
The pics are so blurry and distored from endless iterarions of compression algorithms that they look "deep fried."
I am a boy that tinkles.
I tinkle manly. Minkle
A sit-tinkler
Can anyone explain this meme? I dont get it :c
You either get it or you have a sense of humour
You're overthinking it.
I overthink everything ;-;
"pee" is more proper and polite, "piss" is more down to earth and grungy
Pissposting
Vanellope would certainly piss.