I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”
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And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.
Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.
Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.
can't even find a decent keris in anything smdh
A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.
Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.
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the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza
I use teeth
Best weapon in Lies of P.
Uhh duh, it’s an astartes chainsword
"Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"