ArcaneSlime

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nope, that's a trap. Women always say they don't want to be hit on in the grocery store, she's not going to trick me into mansplaining beef, she's got google she can figure it out!

Yeah they suck so much at hockey they've won the championship 32yr in a row!

Wait...

Naw the first one she looks mad, but the second you can tell she loves you for sure. Cute kitty!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

squeezing the driver's limbs to determine if the muscle tone is "normal" or not;

So basically if the cop decides I'm a weak pussy who skipped arm day, I'm high? Fucking WAT? This isn't even pseudoscience it's just flinging shit at a wall and seeing what sticks lmao, that's dumb.

Lol all good I was just fooling around.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Spoofing IMEI may be illegal depending on your location. If US it is.

As to your question of hotspotting, I'm interested to learn myself and will be checking this thread later.

I just put them all in my flipper zero. Now I just use that instead of searching the room, but that means I never use the remotes so they never actually get lost anymore, so..??

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Tbf, every time I've choked a girl during sex it's because they directly asked me using their words of their own volition (I never brought it up like asking her can I do it or anything), and I asked "are you sure" and they double down on the consent, and typically they'll use their hand to press my hand harder into their neck because I'm scared to go too hard. And also I've never domestically abused anyone (been the victim of emotional abuse though, not physical, unless you count using emotional abuse to force me to have sex physical then I guess I have been but idk.)

Point is: there are women who are into that. Seemingly a lot, actually. It's not necessarily a red flag against me that I'm willing to please my partner (so long as there's some mutual trust, I have said no before too when it was a first time with a hook up, for instance.)

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Idk dude that's tough. Less I'd 100% keep, but where I'm at this much weight probably belongs to a cartel or gang, and that sounds like it would be a pretty bad idea, I might have to report it (maybe just keep a little.)

If I know it's just some grow op of random dudes though (like, if they look like wooks), mine.

Vindaloo is real?! I thought Lister made it up!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No shit?! Bring them back! While we're at it, more Daewoos too!

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