Biggles

You could tell because it had fanciful decorations of ice cream cones and candy on the sides and it had a big horn loudspeaker playing "Turkey in the Straw". You see them all the time just driving slowly up and down the neighborhood streets.

Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Well it's about time. The attic could use a little panache.

Can't imagine why they're losing customers.

Nice use of a picture of dumbbells to represent their customer base.