Crackhappy

That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

That's not a horse, thats a dog.

Utubepublisher, first, as always in trusted news.

Oh boy. I guess that's another streaming service I won't subscribe to anymore.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

In nomine patris lustra

What's really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he's stupid as fuck. He's going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.