DScratch

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What are you watching and, what do you recommend this week? in c/Television@lemm.ee
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Back to Crystal Maze for some nostalgia and escape room vibes.

It’s not bingable, however as some of the contestants spike my blood pressure.

I had no idea y cunt was this powerful in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

I swear only my dick is gay, bro.

git workflow in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

I had no idea y cunt was this powerful in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.

But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.

What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.

git workflow in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago (14 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

is my PR big enough ? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Mobile app users get annoyed if you push too many updates. So you gotta pace yourself.

I had no idea y cunt was this powerful in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

is my PR big enough ? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I completely agree. Not mentioned in my spiel is the constant human QA effort, each ticket merged gets checked, releases get a week of testing before release to the public.

Also, yeah. I’m iOS frontend. I make pixels dance. Either I leave security to Keychain or I hope (read: confirm) backend is sanitising inputs.

is my PR big enough ? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Small PR are easy to review and parse. Work gets broken down in to small, shippable changes. If you couple that with feature flags, you can get to a point where shipping a release is as easy as building whatever the latest commit is on Main and pushing it out the door.

Automate that, do it every week or two.

is my PR big enough ? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 days ago

Tell me you commit your dependencies without telling me you commit your dependencies.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I got that far into the OP and thought, “Yeah, nah. Not a failure.” Then the rest of the post went up from there.

Gfs parents are fuckheads, probably put a ton of pressure on their daughter to be perfect all the time. That’s the kind of upbringing that traumatises people. (Conjecture on my part)

'OLED and LCD will die out’: A microLED expert explains how the superior TV tech will finally become affordable in c/technology@lemmy.zip
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Sure, eventually. In the meantime videos and games look incredible.

As long as the screen lasts 5+ years, I won’t be too upset.

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