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Who is she and what is going on with her face?

Edit: is it Michael Jackson?

About 143 kilos

I say, that 2cm hole from the gun shot healed up fantastically!!
I mean it's almost as if it never happe...no, what am I saying. It's not as if a tRUMPf would ever blatantly lie.

No, I'm absolutely sure that it definitely wasn't just an ikkle tiny (like his hands) cut that happened when the bullet wisped inches away from his stunningly thin skin rupturing it. No, it positively ripped his ear to pieces and the best, most tremendous, beautiful, tremendous, perfect surgeons put him all back together again like fucking Humpty Bastard Dumpty could only wish for. Yes, that's it!!

Also, he's a diseased cunt.

That must be a big bathroom!!

I love the backstreet bros!!

There's a dead badger up the road that's in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.

I hear you.
Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that's not possible then the bare minimum I'd suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It's cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
Though I personally don't like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It's a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
Your arsehole will thank me.

Tricky, we definitely should not just let any convicted felons into the UK. No, there should be a cut off amount of 33 felonies.

Anybody with 34 felony convictions or more should definitely not be allowed in.
Or be allowed to be a president. Of anything. At all. Ever!

No, not bow as in "bow and arrow". It's bow as in "bow down and kiss my feet, little removed!"
When you look at it in the right context it is a perfect name for him.

It is prime abuser speak from the pussy grabbing rapist.

"DO NOT RETALIATE...besides you know you want it baby, just let me do what I want and I won't hurt you as much.
If you retaliate then I'll have hit you. {SMACK} NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO. That was your fault, WHYyyyy do you always make me hurt you?!"

Near a convenient place fax machine, wasn't it?

I mean, who doesn't have a fax machine in the toilet?!! I have 3 in every toilet!! The main one to send classified documents to, ermm, no one. And then two more as back ups if that one breaks down...or for when I need to send lots of classified documents quickly to, ermmmm, no one...!

Wasn't there already a tariff of 20% in place?