DogPeePoo

joined 2 years ago
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

More like Lauren Hoe-bert, amirite?

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Eastman chugs cock

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”

—MAGA

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Airing out the vulva

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it’s not written in SHOUTY CAPS, it is probably written by the weasel (Stephen Miller).

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Fuck you, ABC.

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