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Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩
It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?
“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”
—MAGA
Airing out the vulva
You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!
“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”
If it’s not written in SHOUTY CAPS, it is probably written by the weasel (Stephen Miller).
Fuck you, ABC.
More like Lauren Hoe-bert, amirite?