EffortlessEffluvium

joined 2 years ago
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 points 15 hours ago

I avoid tetanus by not standing like this

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah! They forgot the cute hats!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Y’all need to quit flocking around…

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

They’re just regular moons. Howling at the wolf. Duh.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean Fort Liberty? I live in Fayetteville. Our road signs all say Fort Liberty. Maybe he’ll land in California instead. His navigation crew could use the mapset what got him to the Four Seasons.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pomme de terre

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Do you use both hands when you shit? I don’t.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Dude, piss baby was right there!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And not a burger?!?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Python? That’s an embarrassed GAMBAS!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be some fireworks

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