this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 38 points 6 days ago

That reminds me, gotta wash the long Furby.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"All dead. All rotten. Elves and Men and Furbieses."

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago

Exactly where I would have gone with this if the Greek reference weren't right there in the meme

[–] Trimatrix@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

That deactivated tag on the handle literally makes this post of a tumblr post from a dead tumblr account some refried comedy necromancy.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I appreciate the lack of censorship of naughty words. More of this please

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why are they being soaked in fabric softener?

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Makes it easier to scrape the fur off and cure the hide for leather.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

🎶 Don't pay the Furby man

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Silence of the Furbies.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Don’t pay the ferryman.
Don’t even fix a price.