Freshparsnip

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DOGE employee allegedly has history of misogyny, racism and violent outbursts in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

We talking about Trump?

James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

The price of liquor!

THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

In many public places, they just designated some of the bathrooms that were already there gender neutral

THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 15 points 19 hours ago

When you are actively voting against other people having equal rights, you don't get to hide behind "difference of opinion"

THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely nobody is against Christmas. Even people who don't like Christmas are cool with others celebrating it. Like 90% of people who say "Happy Holidays" celebrate Christmas. But the right wing confuses inclusion of others with an attack on the majority.

US prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 124 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

But what if he runs for office? Then he can't be convicted, right?

Rightwing groups across US push new bans to limit ‘obscene’ books in libraries in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 11 points 21 hours ago

By "obscene" they mean a guy flirts with a guy. Meanwhile a full on sex scene isn't "obscene" so long as it's heterosexual

It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm so depressed about what's happening in America, I didn't even attempt any April Fool's jokes

Attorney General Pam Bondi directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 91 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

He should run for congress because there are no consequences for crime if you get elected before the justice system has time to convict

‘I was stunned and scared:’ Columbia University student ran from Homeland Security | CNN in c/politics@lemmy.world
Why Elon Musk and JD Vance Are Obsessed With You Having More Babies in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Don't let Musk or Vance watch The Handmaid's Tale

Netanyahu Promises the “Final Stage” of Gaza Genocide Will Lead to Implementation of “Trump’s Plan" in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Good thing the people who were concerned about this refused to vote

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Dr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shot (lemm.ee)
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Somehow Disney simultaneously has a reputation for being "too woke" and a reputation for not being progressive enough (lemm.ee)
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Older people always remind me to change my clocks for Daylight Saving Time. (lemm.ee)
 

I haven't used a clock in years that I need to manually reset. Older people don't seem to realize clocks on phones and other devices reset automatically.

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I'm high and there's nothing you can do about it (lemm.ee)
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